Kon Kessha Golden(By Mer & Fen)

[Heine Rammsteiner]

Wow i haven't done a Golden for ages! I think it has almost been a year since i made my last one. Well i hope you like it! Enjoy, but i think everyone else's are better, so yeah... xD

KK Golden!

A HEINE SPECIAL!!!

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In the CHATBOX[/center][/b]

*New Member stumbles to the chatbox*

Hits: We are mods who like to rhyme!

Clyde: In fact, we do it all the time!

Hits: You may think it's rather crass!

Clyde: But you can stick it right up your nose.

Hits: You were supposed to say "ass", I thought we rehearsed this!


*After two hours of rhyming...*


Hits: Against our manliness, you stand no chance!

Clyde: I'm not wearing any underpants.

Hits: Is that true, or are you just rhyming?

Clyde: I didn't want to throw off our timing. But it is true.

In a Dungeon

Blood: Hand over the boy, Chiro, or I'll swallow your soul!

Chiro: But... why?

Blood: Ever since boxing kangaroo from Katekyo Hitman Reborn! defeated me, I've been looking for a new body. One without a soul. Yours should do just fine.

Chiro: But... why?

Blood: Because I'm evil!

Chiro: But... why?

Blood: I don't know, I'm just evil! What do you expect? Or i am i... Who am i?!

Chiro: But... why?

Blood: Well, I suppose my parents never loved me enough. They were always dressing me like a girl. Do you know they wanted to call me Rose? Who names a boy Rose? Idiots, that's who! And I'll tell you another thing-

Chiro: Look out! It's a flying Monkey! *throws Nero at Blood*

Blood: What the deuce?

Chiro: My voice knows kung fu! *hits Blood whom supposedly falls to the ground for reasons unkown*

Blood: Oh, buggery.

Chiro: And now to defeat the evil villain once and for all by throwing him carelessly in a random direction! *throws Blood to the middle of know where... Somehow*

Blood: Noooooooooooooo!............................................... twinkle.

Chiro: I'm bored again.

Nero: Don't you think that was a bit too extreme?

Nero: But...why?

At a park

*Karzan spots a young beautiful lady sitting on the bench, he goes over there and sits down next to her...*

Karzan: *Pulls out a Pokemon card* Here you can have a Charazard... Now bend over so i can f*** you in the a**

Miwa: *Screams and goes berserk*

Back at the chatbox

Clyde: All that rhyming was kind of lame

Hits: Who cares about that, lets play a childrens card game...

*silence*

Clyde: Get out...

Somwhere in the future!! *which is now*

Shakan: I'M LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER

Heine: Why are you shouting?

Shakan: BECAUSE I'M ANGRY!!!.... AND ALSO I ATE SOME
PIZZA WHICH WAS SOOO DELICIOUS!! AND MAYBE BECAUSE I SPENT SO MUCH TIME IN AUSTRALIA I PICKED UP THE ACCENT!!

Heine: Yeah yeah didn’t want to know about your lifes
story...

Shakan: THATS NOT EVEN THE BEGINNING!

[un-named admin]: *loads gun* Here do you want it, the head or the chest...?

Coin-Collector: WHERE ARE MY COINS!

Heine: WTF!?!?

Captain Bravo: BRAVO!

Somewhere... in my pants...

Saibo: Where is my jacket

Azerik: I ate it

Saibo: Why would you eat my jacket?

*silence*

Azerik: ... Because i can...

Saibo: I DEMAND MY JACKET BACK!!

Azerik: Fine, fine... *throws up Saibo's pants* Woops,
wrong one... *throws up jacket*

Saibo: Why did you eat my pants

Azerik: Because Blink182 told me to do it *holds up
“Take off your pants and jacket” album*




To be continued.... o.O

[Hitsugaya]

So...I'm strange rapping, garment eating pedophile who play with Pokemon cards? By far the strangest interpretation of my characters and of my personal self.

Too bad no one will ever read this.

[Sigil]

Sadly, I just noticed this and laughed.

Though my characters always are depicted in the simplest ways.