Kon Kessha Golden(By Mer & Fen)

[jake]

I love how you made me look like a perv...mind you that reaction is probably accurate.

And 5 seconds? Come one who are we kidding, it wouldn't even last that long.

[Ryoko Ishii]

Wow. That was great. You got me down perfectly.

[Clyde]

lol'd at the whole thing

[MeressXIII]

KON KESSHA
_GOLDEN
Christmas Special

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the board. Not a creature was alive, Blood had killed them all.

Blood: ^_^

The stocking burned in the labs without a care as Nonko enjoyed testing his latest project on his poor subordinates.

Azerik: Sir, um... Can ask why I suddenly have more then two arms?

Nonko: Now wasn't the reaction I wanted.

Genzen: 0_o?!

The humans nestled all snug in their beds. While visions of hollows appeared in their heads.

Random hollow: Dinner time.

With Hasaki in his cap, and Zakura with whatever he has. Both settled down for a long winter drinking game.

Hasaki: PARTY!

Zakura: *hic*

Suddenly, out in the sky there arose such a clatter. Everyone sprang from where they were to see what was the matter. Away with the door, Nanako had ripped it off. What to their wondering eyes should appear, a jollying old fatman was here.

St. Nick: Ho ho ho..Merry Chris-- OH DEAR LORD!

He shouted as he was snatched by a large dragon.

Nero: Yo, you look interesting.

Straggling to get free, he was quickly aided by a Shinigami.

Kimiko: Don't hurt Santa you meany!

With a swing of her sword the dragon let go and fatman fell into his sleigh. Quickly picking himself up from a daze he yelled to his reindeer.

St. Nick: Get me out of here!

He flew away fast, leaving no words of thanks and no presents. But before he disappeared into the night everyone could hear.

St. Nick: Merry Christmas to all, and to you stay away from me!

The end.

--Real Life--

Fensake: ... That was horrible.. Why, just why.

MeressXIII: I thought of is as a Fruitcake. No one will like it, but you gonna get one no matter how bad it is.

[Azerik Zaraki]

Stupid Fruicake...

[MeressXIII]

Gnome: F**king Peanuts!

MeressXIII: *Turns chair slowly to look at the gnome behind him*

Gnome: I'm a little teapot....

MeressXIII: ... God damn gnomes

KON KESSHA
GOLDEN

-Middle of the new Black Ops Map Berlin Wall-

Nonko: *Looks left* hmmm... *Looks right* hmmm... *Steps into No man's land*

*Auto Turret spins and aims at Nonko*

Nonko: *Stares at turret*

*Auto Turret explodes*

Random n00b: F**King MODDER!

Nonko: *looks at n00b*

Random n00b: *explodes*

Nonko: I like this world....

-12th Division-

Azerik: *doing paper work*

Genzen: Azerik! The captain disappeared!

Azerik: Did you check the labs?

Genzen: Yes!

Azerik: His office?

Genzen: Yes

Azerik: Beach?

Genzen: We have a beach?

Azerik: Yeah... Just be careful going in the water. I think thats where he keeps the inside out whale.

Genzen: 0_0!?

Azerik: Oh did you check the Lady's Restroom?

Genzen: What reason would he be in there?

Azerik: He's Nonko... he doesn't have reason to be anywhere he just is.

Genzen: *Confused* T_T

-The Park-

Kyoshin: Hit ME!

Nanako: *hands Kyoshin a card*

Kyoshin: W00T! 21! Win!

Zakura: Weren't we just fighting? How did we end up playing Black Jack?

Kyoshin: I don't really know? When did the fake girl start dealing black jack?

Nanako: Your friend was to distracted to fight so I came here to watch you fight and ended up dealing.

Kyoshin: What happened to him?

Nanako: He found pie.

-Some random cake shop-

Sven: mmmm... pie... *nom nom noms*

-Back at the park-

Zakura: Makes sense if you don't think about it.

Kyoshin: I don't plan to think about it.

Nanako: You bust. Dealer wins.

Kyoshin: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

[Hitsugaya]

XD Lol, inside out whale

[Sven Delacroix]

Damn pie, gets me every time.

[Genzen Kigakiku]

Wow, that was hilarious, and cool to have both my characters in this. ;D

[MeressXIII]

KON KESSHA
GOLDEN

MeressXIII: APRIL FOOLS! -does a little dance-

Everyone: .... -_-

Nonko: -walks up and electrocutes MeressXIII till he drops-

Azerik: Did you?

Nonko: Yes.

Azerik: Why?

Nonko: So this idiotic day can be done with.... now -holds up what he used to electrocute- are we gonna have a problem with that?

Everyone: -gone-

Nonko: Good -walks away-

Happy April Fools Kon Kessha....

[Nonko Ryuuza]

KON KESSHA
Mini-GOLDEN

Shani: Ok Nonko... one more time. What did you do.

Nonko: ...I raised an army of undead zombies who are now wandering around the seireitei stealing sake for a masquerade party and dance they're having at the 12th Division indoor beach...

Shani: Okay... just making sure I heard it right.

Nonko: ...

Shani: -begins banging head on his desk-

-KK Staff Room-

MeressXIII: Last I checked signing an activity check means you'll be active, right?

Mugan: Yep.

MeressXIII: So.... WHERE IS EVERYONE! -echos-

Blood: -stands behind Meress- I'm still here.

MeressXIII: Oh bloody god in hell howed you get in here!

Blood: ^^

-12th Division Beach-

Nonko: I'm sure if Duo was here he'd be selling tickets.

Azerik: Yep.

-both stare at a large group of drunk dancing zombies wearing masks.-

Azerik: So did Shani have any thoughts?

Nonko: When he wakes up from his coma I'll ask.

Azerik: -turns head slowly to Nonko with a confused look- Ya'know... I don't wanna know.

[sammy]

Mu-GENSSHA
Mini-GOLDEN

Staff Lounge

Mugen: Meress, what are you doing?

Meress: Im creating a golden, i just got a great idea which involves zombies!

Mugen: But you have already done that... Hey! Just wait... You spelt my name wrong!

Masquarde Ball

Serus: This is sooo awesome! I can't believe we actulary did this

*looks around to see no one around*

Serus: Just wait where is everyone?

Blood: I'm here *cool face*

Serus: Your always here

Captain Bravo: BRAVO!

Staff Lounge

Mugen: So Meress... Hows the new laptop?

Meress: Yeah it's fine, why do you ask?

*Meress turns around to see the old laptop standing in the door way as Mugen opens the door wide open...*

Mugen: No reason.... *Grins*

Meress: GOD DAMM YOU!!!

*Takes new comp and runs*

Sake Bar

Kovath: So Chiaki do you do weights or something?

Chiaki: No! I don't lift weights...

Kovath: Oh... Why not?

Chiaki: Cos i don't think the weights want to be lifted...

Kovath: Ummm, i don't think weights are alive...

Chiaki: Of course they are! If they are not, what are we? Are we dead? Or alive... Oooo *ghost noises*

Kovath: O.o

Chiaki: I lift things that want to be lifted... Like paper!
*See's grapes on the table* or grapes!

*Chiaki eats the grape*

Chiaki: Why thank you grape.... *grin*

[Asao Asakobi]

The Return! FENSAKE GOLDEN KESSHA EPIC RE-RUN!

CHAPTER 658 OF 2456
MALDEROY BUSTS OUT HIS CAGE!

-The 12th Division Labs, a man lies on the table with a needle jabbed into his brain.-

Nonko - With this Duo we shall achieve that which is percieved impossible.

Duo: Your going to come in under budget for a project for once?

Nonko: -stabs-

Nonko: Azerik with this we shall achieve that which is percieved impossible.

Azerik: HOLY FRIGGIN SHIT THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

Nonko: Yes your right, we shall indeed be miracle men. bringing metaphorical brian process analogies into the real world! Ingenious!

Azerik: OH MY GOD WHERE DID ALL THIS BLOOD COME FROM.

Nonko: Careful Azerik, he's going to come out right there.

-brilliant flash ignites the room on fire for an instant before a man stands before Nonko and Azerik. He is big he is mad he had a bag full of.....BBQ....chips....

Malderoy: *Still Smoking* I...Am Malderoy....I AM HE WHO CHOSE TO PUSH THE BUTTON....AND I WILL NOT BE SILENCED...I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NI-*implodes*

Nonko: Alright now that we have confirmed the process bring duo's brain case over here, I have always wondered how he works on the inside.

Azerik: *fetal position rocking* So much blood.....so much blood....so much blood.

Blood: CAMEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[MeressXIII]

I loled

[Hitsugaya]

XD, I always love how my characters are portrayed in these =P

[Nero Metora]

We need moar damn it! MOAR!!!

[Asao Asakobi]

Countdown to next golden 5 hours. If u got 5 minutes feel free to write mini segments of ur own ya'll and pm to me here. U'll be credited and included within the lame one i'll do

[Asao Asakobi]

The RE-Return! FENSAKE GOLDEN KESSHA EPIC RE-RUN!

CHAPTER 24 OF 2456
Dragon Fight 3, the Quest for plot!

-12th Division labs, third tuesday of last month in the 5th year from yesterday-

Random 12th: Man do you remember when we used to be the really badass Detective Agency Division?

Random #2 : Yeah we solved mysteries, and fought crime with soccer. I miss our old Captain.

Random 12th: Yeah what happened to him anyways? I remember a line of wierdo's but not him.

Random 2: Oh him? I heard he went to earth after being retired by force. They made a show about him.

Random 12th: Oh my god you mean Detective Conan? I love that show!

Random 2: No...I mean...Sailor moon...what the hell is detective Conan?

-End Scene

-12th Division Present-

Nonko: What the hell was I smoking back then...and still what is Detective Conan?

Captain Bravo: It's...just wonderful man...just effin wonderful.

Nonko: Hmm...pass the chips and let's see what else old security camera's picked up.

-End Scene-[/center

-Meanwhile on the only part of earth anything ever occurs-

Miwa: I'm lonely....hey clyde are you lonely? Cause I'm lonely.

Clyde Doll: -silence-

Miwa: I'm gonna go feed the Dragon now, your right I'm just being a log on a frog with a hole in the bottom of the seat.
-Miwa leaves to feed the dragon-

Clyde Doll: fucking psycho....

Mangaka Mice: Holy shit our shithoodie just talked!

-Outside-

Miwa: Oky Snufflepuss time for dinner.

Nero: I told you my name is not Snuffpuss it's Nero OWGAH!

Miwa: Now Snufflepuss say your name correctly. *whips across face again*

Nero: That doesn't hurt it';s just annoying seriously. I only said ow because i bit my tongue...seriously...no seriously.

Miwa: *obliviously whipping Snufflepuss to shit without listening*

Nero: Seriosuly stop that...stop...hey...Hey...Hey OW! fuck my uvulah!

Miwa: Whats your name?

Snufflepuss: It's Nero...that was a fluke. HEY WAIT WHY DID THEY CHANGE MY NAME TO SNUFFPLUSS! THE HELL WRITERS?

Fensake: You Hustling me boy? *points his own wang at Nero*

Nero: ...uhm...okay well then...uh >_> Fine...i guess I'm Snufflepuss then...go away please.

Miwa: *Cocks arm back to whip Snufflepuss ignoring the strange writer*

Snufflepuss: HEY WAIT YOU JUST GAVE IN AND CHANGE- OW MY fuckIN EYE!

-End Scene-

-Las Noches...Hueco Mundo...ionna wherever the fuck in the wasteland who cares who really cares man...-

Karzan: I swear to god the second I can move again I'm gonna kill you human.

Clyde: You know maybe I should just let him leave you frozen in time. You apparently need to learn manners.

Karzan: I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!

Clyde: oooo Ionna, I don't think thats a mannnerly thing to say....hit him again Shiro(fuck that name...)

Karzan: Don't you effin dare!

Blood: FLASH! Aaaaaaaaah

Clyde: Savior of the Universe

Blood: FLASH! *rips open his shirt*

Clyde: He'll save every one of us *Sprays blood with baby oil*

Kyoshin: Oh there are my glove...s...What the hell are they doing Lord Karzan?

Karzan: *Frozen in Homphobis terror*

Kyoshin: ...DIBS ON DRAWING ON HIS FACE!

-End Scene..thank god-

-Inter-realm Accent Speakers Convention-

Rose: See I told you naming it something this obvious would keep them away.

Miwa: Okay you were right I get it...though I still say it's that we are holding it inside your Cero blast.

Rose: Whatever, get down to business...What the freak is that guy your with saying?

Miwa: I haven't even the slightest...I think something about the jews...he's a quincy, so a total Nazi.

Rose: Woah..woah...thats a bit harsh ain't it?

Miwa: Who cares...he won't hurt me over it.

Rose: Why not?

Miwa: I told him I'm the Reincarnation of his mother.

Rose: Why would that help?

Miwa: well duh...Nazi's are all total momma's boys of course. Don't you watch the news?

Rose:....Convention over. *blasts full frontal Cero*

Miwa: AYEEEEEEH, Avenge me.....my son!

Rose: YOUR NOT HIS MOM!

End Scene

[Mijek: The Last Oni]

[glow=red,2,300]Mini-Shot Golden

[/glow]

-Within the darkest confines of the hellish wasteland that is Fensake's apartment-

Fensake: Sitting in front of his roomates futon on the ground...why...cause he fucking is thats why.

Roommate: Dude what are you doing?

Fensake: I'm trying to figure out why my mouse isn't working. Also...my hands wet for some reason.

Roommate: You know you spilled your drink right?

Fensake: Heeeeee? Oh yeah, I'll clean that in a second. *fidgets with mouse* It has power, and the lasers clean..what the hell?

Roommate: Walks into kitchen for...who fucking cares that bastards.

Fensake: Lesse, the wireless thing was loose...WHAT THE HELL STILL NOTHING WORKS? fuckING USELESS CRAP *glass breaks*

Roommate: DUDE...YOU ALMOST NAILED ME IN THE HEAD WITH YOUR DRINK YOU ASS!

Fensake: What are you talking about? I threw the mouse...fucking idiot.

Roommate: -_^?

Fensake: Attempts to, and successfully fools himself into thinking that he is drinking Schnapps from the mouse he is holding currently.


(Everyone, the memorial service for my special ordered Mando Boba Fett symbol shot glass is tomorrow at ...ionna i'm drunk so let's go with 5 pm my time. it is currently 5 Am here...Irish wake so bring booxe,


(inentionally lefty last sentence mispelled like a boss to shwo crunkineness)

-12 Hours in the future-

Blood: WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME? WHY BUDHA WHY!

Random Fett Nerd Attending Wake: Dude...I'm not Budha....I'm dressed as
Jabba's father Dessulic the Hutt...Ass.

Roommate: WHO THE fuck ARE THESE PEOPLE?

[Sigil]

KESSHA
Mini-GOLDEN
Sigil Edition: A Heart for The Hungry?

Las Noches

*Rose walks into Karzan's room to find him in Ressurecion*

Rose: Lord.....

Karzan: Mhmm.....

Rose: I....i.....

*Kyoshin bursts into room, panting heavily*

Karzan & Rose: I love you!!!!!!

Karzan:........

Rose:...........

Kyoshin:.........

Captain Bravo:....... BRAVO!!!!

*Kyoshin grabs Rose's wrist*

Kyoshin: I will not allow it. Karzan's obsession with the boy has gone too far.

Karzan:......

*Karzan glances down at random pictures of Clyde spread across the floor and then at Clyde's hoodie in his hands*

Kyoshin: It's because I'm black, isn't it?

Rose: ........


*Silence is broken once again by intrusion of two humans*

Clyde: There's my hoodie!!!! *sees half naked Karzan* On second thought, I don't really want it that much anymore. O-o

Miwa: Wait, where's Sven and Brago?

*Meanwhile, back in Human Realm*

Brago: YEAH, ESPADA PANTY RAID!!!!!!!

Sven: *wearing Miwa's panties on head* Hmm, I didn't think she like these lacy little things.

Brago: Can't this thing go any faster?!

Mijek: *whips Snufflepuss*

Snufflepuss: I'm getting real sick of this....