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Post by Satsujin Koumori on Dec 17, 2009 19:37:09 GMT -5
Kon Kessha Golden
The Secret Scroll of Secret Secrets. Far away in a magical land, there was a secret scroll, this secrect scroll was so secret that nobody could read it's secretness.... Sectrets. One day a dim witted child was born into this world, and upsetted and anoyed alot of people, many of these people he anoyed had larg egos the size of luminas breasts (which wasn't so big at all). But now the secret scroll of secrets has been take away. *Before the narration started* Duo: Hey Chiro i dare you to steal the secret scroll of secrets... Chiro: Whats in it for me? Duo: A gummybear... Chiro: Bitchin! -Nonkos House- *Some time at night* Duo: Nonko, Chiro has stolen the secret scroll of secrets! Nonko: Why did you wake me! I was having an awesome dream where i was dead, and i killed other people whilst i was dead, and i was happy... Duo: Dude you are dead... Nonko: Really?!?! That is so cool! -Somewhere in the forest- *Chiro holds the scroll* Chiro: No how do i eat this thing.... Nonko: Chiro give me back the scroll Chiro: Where are my gummybears! Duo: Ha! Now i shall steal the secret scroll of secrets... Chiro: No you won't i wont let you touch it! *Duo swings on a vine and snatches the scroll from Chiros baby hands* Duo: Yoink! Yoink means it's mine... Nonko: Oh snap! What will happen next to the secret scroll of secrets? Will Nonko ever realize that he is not in a dream? Will Duo carry out his plan? Will Chiro get his gummy bears? Will too bad you have to wait till the next golden! To be continued........ |
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Post by hanzomusashi on Jan 6, 2010 14:05:00 GMT -5
lol that is exactly what Chiro would say lol! XD
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Post by Anubix Haru on Jan 7, 2010 17:58:41 GMT -5
Kon Kessha
Golden
By: ....Anubix
The Meeting....Fensake: Now...I heard that there has been problems going on i.... Anubix: -Is standing straight up- Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzz... Fensake: -Slowly looks at Anubix as he kicks his desk across the room like always- So...Captain Anubix...you think I'm Boring...you think I'm dull? Anubix: Zzz...Zzz..Zzzz -The snoring gets a bit louder to cover Fensake's voice.- Fensake: -Walks over to Anubix so he's face to face, somewhat noticing Nonko walking in and stopped to report from a mission and the completion of his new Kitty Puppet.- Nonko: Commander General...you ca... Anubix: Zzzz...Zzz...-the sound of a small toot was heard as the snoring stopped and anubix raised his hand- Check please Fensake & Nonko:  -Both disappear within a poof - Anubix: who made bacon?
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Post by Satsujin Koumori on Jan 8, 2010 4:20:04 GMT -5
Kon Kessha Golden
The Secret Scroll of Secret Secrets. (Pt 2) Duo had escaped with the secret scroll of secrets through a secret passage way, though the secret door, and into a dark dark house, which stood a dark dark door, and through that dark dark door was a dark dark basement, and through that dark dark basement was another door, which led to a mystical world where goblins and elves lived In harmony…. Chiro: I found you! Duo: Hello Mr. Goblin… Chiro: I’m not a Goblin… Duo: Yes you are.. Chiro: I am? Duo: Yes Chiro: That is so awesome!! *Back in the dark dark forest* Nonko: Well it looks like everything is going to shit now… Eaon: Holy shit what happened here! Nonko: Why are you still alive? Didn’t I ban you already? Eaon: You took me off ban, and now I am here to insult you… Deeply… Nonko: Okay you didn’t need to say deeply, because you have just opene- Eaon: Opened up what?!?! Nonko: Let me finish what I wa- Eaon: NO NONKO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!! *A crowed of soul reapers crowd around the “gay couple”* Nonko: *mumbles* Eaon: What did you say? Nonko: *mumbles* Eaon: What did you say? Nonko: *mumbles* *Nanako fly kicks Eaon in the face, killing Eaon on impact* Nanako: CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK NNNNNOOOOOORRRRIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nonko: Well done Nanako… Now let’s make some sweet mechanical love… *Back in the mystical land* Duo: So how is your wife? Chiro: I have a wife? Duo: Yes, a goblin wife… Chiro: Just wait I don’t have a goblin wife! Your just stalling time! Duo: Well it worked didn’t it? Chiro: Well yeah kinda…. Duo: Well what are you going to do about it!?! *Chiro holds out his hand* Chiro: If I win, I get the scroll… Duo: Okay… Chiro: 1 2 3 4 I declare I thumb war… Begin! *Chiro took a direct hit* Chiro: Best out of 3! *Duo uses distraction* Chiro: Ow! Why did you pinch me! *Chiro is distracted, Duo wins again* Duo: I won 2 games, you can’t beat me! Chiro: Did I mean out of 3? I meant 3 games! *200 games later* Duo: Eh! Here, have the scroll.. Chiro: Yay I won! Duo: No I just felt sorry for you… Chiro: Yay I won! *Duo gives the scroll to Chiro and walks off… Nonko enters with Nanako* Nonko: Chiro! What are you doing in my sex, I mean torture chamber! Yes torture chamber… Chiro: Ummm, well…. Nonko: Chiro! You were going to steal the scroll weren’t you! Chiro: No I wasn’t I swear on my goblin wife! Nonko: You’re a goblin? Chiro: Yes…. Nonko: Then I am sending you to the Onigami world you goblin! Only Goblins belong there! Chiro: NO!!!!!!!!!! *gets teleported to the onigami world* Nonko: Now where was I? Nanako: You were just about to tinker with my operating system Nonko: Oh yeah… *orgasm* |
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Post by Nonko Ryuuza on Jan 9, 2010 22:10:43 GMT -5
Fensake: *drinking coffee* mmmmm so good Meress: *breaks down door* I GOT A NEW LAPTOP!! *runs away* Fensake: 0_o?! Coffee: 0_o?! Chiro: 0_o?! Fensake: Chiro how the hell did you get here? Chiro: Like i would know! KON KESSHA
GOLDEN -Real Life- MeressXIII: Ok, now to star this thing up. Old Laptop: *Top slowly opens then slams shut* MeressXIII: Da fuck? *gos back to his new laptop* Old Laptop: I'm watching you. MeressXIII: AH! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! *Takes new comp and runs* -Human World- Meress Riulai: *sings* ~You spin me right round baby right round like record baby right round, right round~Hue: OMG! SHUT THE F*** UP! Zakura: Wow. so much hostility. Kimiko: Pac-Man! MeressXIII: *Runs past everyone* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Everyone: 0_0? -12th Division- Fensake: So...what kind of useless item or object are you making today? Nonko: A short rang site to site spiritual transporter device. Fensake: A wha? Nonko: That thing from Star Trek with the pretty lighting. Fensake: All in favor of saying no to this project say Aye. Aye Nonko: Nay MeressXIII: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! *runs by* Fensake: I win. Nonko: How there is only two of us? Fensake: I counted that guy and cause I'm soutaichou I count for two regardless. Nonko: DAMN YOU CHICKEN & COW!! -The Newbie Corner- Gambit: So what do we do? Alex: I donno. Ambros: This is boring. Kou: Agreed. Demyx: I have a giant sitar *starts playing something catchy* All: WTF? 0_0 MeressXIII: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *smacks into Demyx, gets up, helps Demyx, then continues running* All: Double WTF! -Somewhere- Hikyuu: genghis khan still alive MeressXIII: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! *runs by* -The local bar- Genno: You look like you've been running a while. MeressXIII: *Sitting at bar bar with his new comp in arms* I'm safe now. Genno: Hate to disappoint *points to end of bar* Old Laptop: I'm still watching. MeressXIII: Oh Son of a bitch! *takes off running again* Aaaaaaahhhhh! -Long Hallway- MeressXIII: *running down hall* Where the hell am I? Old laptop: Smashes into legs* MeressXIII: OW! *falls down random set of stairs* New Laptop: *Flys to the rescue like fucking superman* MeressXIII: My hero. Old laptop: Rats foiled again! *In random rocket blasting off into the sky* I'll get you next time! I'll get you! THE END.....or is it? |
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Post by yachirukusajishi on Jan 9, 2010 23:19:00 GMT -5
Killer laptop!!!
Lol! Pac-man!
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Post by gambitscommettere on Jan 10, 2010 0:01:45 GMT -5
KON KESSHA
GOLDEN Ambros: Hay Genno, remember that time we burnt Gambit's face? Genno: Yeah! That was great! *laughs* Gambit: Hay you two. You guys want to play a game of cards? Ambros: Sure.....no hard feelings about the scar right? Gambit: Oh, no! I have completely forgotten that! Ok, so if I lose, you two can scar my other eye, if I win both of you wear bikini's and propose to Fen, deal? Ambros: Deal! Genno: *whispers* Are you sure about this Ambros? Ambros: *whispers back* Sure man, nothing we can't handle. *hands Genno four ace's, and slips four up his sleeve* Genno: *winks at Ambros* Alright Gambit, get that eye ready for some more fire! *eight seconds later* Ambros: ........We lost........ Genno: ........... Gambit: *smirks* Pay up guys. *later at 1st division building* Fen: ...........What the hell are you two doing? Ambros & Genno: *each get down on one knee in their bikini's, with two rings* Will you marry us Fen? Fen: ................No. -Real World- Azul: Man I want to sleep.....why can't I ever get a nap?!? Kimi: HAY AZUL-KUN! *tackle glomps him* Azul: Kimi......that could be the reason..... Kimi: The reason for what? Azul: Why I can't sleep. Kimi: Why can't you sleep? Azul: You. Kimi: You? Azul: No, not me you. Kimi: Not me, you? Azul: No! You! Kimi: No, you? *eight days later* Azul: .................... Kimi: So wait, you can't go to sleep because of you? That just doesn't make any since Azul-kun. Azul: Kimi, will you do me a favor? Kimi: Sure Azul-kun, what do you need? Azul: *hands her a steel box that is solid all the way through* Kimi: What is this for? Azul: Sleeping pill. *slams head into box and is knocked unconscious* Kimi: ..........You are weird Azul-kun. -Seireitei- Gambit: Hay Azerik. Azerik: Hay Gambit. Gambit: What you been up to? Azerik: Nothing, just trying to make a secret weapon to take down all people in the world.....of warcraft. Gambit: What kind of weapon? Azerik: *grabs Gambit by the shirt* WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WEAPON?!? Gambit: Uhhhh.........you did? Azerik: Oh.......well now that you know about it I will have to kill.....your world of warcraft character. Gambit: Umm......I don't play world of warcraft. Azerik: .........You win this round Mr. Gambit. *disappears in a smoke cloud* Gambit: .......Ok, then....... |
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Post by Satsujin Koumori on Jan 10, 2010 0:18:32 GMT -5
Lol XD
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Post by yachirukusajishi on Jan 10, 2010 1:16:30 GMT -5
It was pretty funny. That's prolly the most that Kimiko has been out of character yet. Lol.
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Post by Azerik Zaraki on Jan 10, 2010 1:44:59 GMT -5
I've never once played WOW, but that was funny. Az being Ninja is about as out of character as it gets.
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Post by hanzomusashi on Jan 11, 2010 13:19:16 GMT -5
Wait Chiro doesn't eat gummy bears!! He eats normal food Hanzo is the candy crazed mfer! gosh get my Characters right!....lol it is still funny. Btw make Chiro distracted by boobs then it will be right! ^^
The true is Chiro never knows where he is going he just goes there O.O
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Post by MeressXIII on Mar 27, 2010 21:24:37 GMT -5
MeressXIII: *sits rocking back and forth in his chair while rubbing his left arm and shaking* Chiro: What wrongs with him? Fensake: *randomly reading magazine* Trust me... don't ask, and don't touch. Chiro: 0_0? *reaches to touch* MeressXIII: RAWR! *bites off chiro's hand* Chiro: WHAT THE F***!? Fensake: Told you *flips page* KON KESSHA
GOLDEN -Viz Co.- Azul: .... I got nothing -Random Bar- Meress: 99 bottles of beer of the wall, 99 bottles of beer......wait....where was I? CB: BRAVO! Meress: OH GOD DAMNIT! -Ripoff Site- Eaon: Totally not gonna get found out for this. Everything will go just fine, right? Genno: I'm having trouble editing this code. I'm gonna ask for help. Eaon: Theres no way that could possible go wrong. Genno" *asks MeressXIII* Eaon: No...possible..way. fuck. -Proboards Support- New Member: So I'm like totally a Nerd OMG! I like all those interwebs things. MeressXIII: Shoot me now if people think real Nerds talk like this. Older Member: *pulls back the hammer* Between the eyes or in the chest? -XboxLIVE- 12 year old: I'M THE BEST PLAYER IN THIS fuckIN GAME AND THE REST OF YOU SUCK MY BIG COCK!! FIREknight31: *Owns the kid in every way possible* 12 year old: YOUR fuckING CHEATING! OMG YOUR A fuckING LOSER! SUCK MY ---- FIREknight31: *Mutes* Theres a reason why my gamer-picture says Mute it, before you Chew it. -Real Life- Chiro: *bleeding to death on the floor* Help....me... MeressXIII: *awakes from his moment of insanity* What happened? Where am I? Fensake: Your house. *flips page* MeressXIII: *sees chiro* And him? Fensake: Horrible story really... too bad I forgot already *flips page* MeressXIII: ... ok -Everything suddenly fades out in blackness until MeressXIII suddenly wakes up at his desk with an unfinished Version 2 of Nonko before him- MeressXIII: Was it all a dream? Fensake: No it was a horrible Golden you made to waste time while you wait for people to get active again. Now hush, I'm blowing shit up. *plays Saints Row 2* MeressXIII: Oh......fuck!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Post by Azerik Zaraki on Mar 27, 2010 23:25:44 GMT -5
Awesome. Poor Chiro...
12 year olds playing M rated games online annoy the hell out of me. Their irresponsible parent annoy me even more. I wish there was an option to just automatically mute everyone under the age of 14, 14 is when people become bearable.
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Post by Blood on Mar 28, 2010 10:54:46 GMT -5
Then again there's just as many people that are unbearable no matter what their physical age is. people are just idiots overall.
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Post by Azerik Zaraki on Mar 28, 2010 11:11:02 GMT -5
That's true. I know far too many of them
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Post by Plushie Admin on Mar 28, 2010 22:27:49 GMT -5
double meaning here... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!! these always are worth a laugh or two hehe, and as for the crazy elitist bastards that play games...they need to die...in a horrible way, or they should get help to kill themselves...my help.. <.< >.>  |
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Post by Azerik Zaraki on Mar 28, 2010 22:31:47 GMT -5
Let me know when you plan to start the massacre, I'll join you.
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Post by MeressXIII on May 26, 2010 22:00:38 GMT -5
KON KESSHA
MiniGOLDEN -Random talkshow in the middle of nowhere- Host: And welcome back. Our two guests, Captain Freakshow Captain Freakshow: *chewing on his seat* Host: And Dr. Gordon Freeman. Freeman: ... Host: Now I have have a few questions. 1st, Captain Freakshow, what does your "Oh Shit" face look like? Captain Freakshow: A little like this  Host: Interesting.... Dr. Freeman. My next question is for you. You fought your way through Black Mesa and the Combine. What is it you plan to do next? Freeman: ... Host: Can we please have an answer. Freeman: ... Captain Freakshow: Maybe I can help you talk... Freeman: *pulls out crowbar* Host: Where did you get--- oh god no. MeressXIII: *Explodes through a wall holding his own crowbar* HIT IT WITH A CROWBAR!! Host: O_0! Captain Freakshow: Giggle -Meress and Freeman beat everyone to death- -My room- Meress: And thats how me and Freeman saved the world. Fensake: ... you idiotic Half-Life addict. Meress: What!? -THE END- |
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Post by Karzan Zaraki on May 26, 2010 22:03:25 GMT -5
This is funnier because I just finally started Half-Life 2
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Post by MeressXIII on Jul 22, 2010 23:27:40 GMT -5
MeressXIII: *plays MW2 on his xbox360* Kimiko: Is that all you do? MeressXIII: Pretty much. Kimiko: You're a Meany Pants! *storms off* MeressXIII: *Still playin MW2* OH YEAH! RED TIGER! KON KESSHA
GOLDEN -Underground R&D Labs- Azerik: *Walks into Nonko's office to find a letter for him* Wonder what this could be about.
The Letter: Dear 4th seat whos name I don't care aboutAzerik: Yep thats the captain. The Letter: I've gone to the human and leave you to handle things there.Azerik: What... The Letter: This includes my paperwork, feed the animals, and making sure each project is well taken care of.Azerik: F-feed the animal *Horrible thoughts* The Letter: P.S. Make sure you clean Nanako's Alternate body. This it is basically lifeless you'll have to do it by hand.Azerik: Alternate...body? *looks over to wall to see naked female body* Wha...Awe...Oh shit I've got a nose bleed! The Letter: Try not to damage it. It's incomplete, but once finished it will be fully functional in almost every way.Azerik: Oh The Thoughts! It's just...To. Much. -Underground Training Area- Hasaki: Ok. You all get to fight me in teams. 1st team start when ready! -5 seconds later- Hasaki: Team two you're up next. Cylde: Oh god! Tsukasa: *facepalm* -Some random Bar- Meress: 99 bottles of beer on the wa--- *drops dead* Shinta: Wow... The RP death was far more epic. Gluttony: I'M HUNGRY! Slavery: Aren't you always hungry? Shinta: No he isn't. Sometimes he is playful and sometimes he gets sleepy. No one likes it when he is sleepy... Slavery: I figured you'd hate his playful side more... Shinta: He sleepwalks and the mind becomes more creative when one is asleep. Slavery: I'd say I feel sorry for you, but I'd be lying. Teisuke: Whats wrong with lying? Slavery: Nothing. I just don't carer enough. Shinta: Is there a point to this? Gluttony: *Nom noms Meress; body* Teisuke: Totally did not need to see that Slavery: It all went in? Meress: *dieing words while being eaten* THATS WHAT SHE SAID! -Real Life- MeressXIII: This Golden sux! Clone: Could be worse. MeressXIII: How? Clone: You could have made it all about Half Life again. MeressXIII: True... Now if you don't mind. *Walks off to read Highschool of the Dead but somehow falls down of set of stairs* OWWY!
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