Kon Kessha Golden(By Mer & Fen)

[seiji]

Oh shit thats funny. Nappa whats his power level. Over 9000! WHAT OVER 9000!
Humourous. Oh you two make me laugh

[MeressXIII]

The rules were originally written by Fensake so give him that one.

[MeressXIII]

ITs Time Again for!!

KON KESSHA
_GOLDEN

-Proboards Support GT-

New Member: A so he was like wha, and I was like Wha, and everyone else was like Ooooh, and then---

MeressXIII: *moves on to next thread*

Full Member: God will smite all the none believ---

MeressXIII: *moves on to next thread*

Senior Member: Can I be staff now?

Global Mod: Nope *locks thread*

MeressXIII: *moves on* Man, is there nothing to do here anymore?

Older Member: We have a debate on anime if you like hun.

MeressXIII: *suddenly covered in light with angels singing Hallelujah*

-Real Life-

Fensake: That was stupid.

MeressXIII: Huh?

Fensake: *punches in nuts*

MeressXII: SON OF A B----!

-12 Division Building-

Stephan: So what are you gonna do with me?

Puppet: *holds on Chain-saw*

Stephan: WTF! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY ASKING QUESTION! JUST GOING TO KILL ME! WHAT THE fuck WAS THE POint of---

Ket: The hell is his problem?

Puppet: I don't know, but he is LOUD. *walks outside and random starts cutting trees down*

-The Repentance Tower-

Eaon: fucking loser

Anubix: fuck you!

Eaon: Well fuck you too.

Anubix: fuck you more!

Eaon: fuck you a billion times over!

*the argument continues for an hour*

Anubix: fuck your shit!

Eaon: fuck your---

Nonko: you guys must REALLY b that lonely huh?

Anubix: 0_0!

Eaon: 0_0!

-Human World-

Hikyuu: *flings self off building & and dies*

Seifer: 0_0!? That was unexpected

Hikyuu: *voice echos from not moving body* genghis khan still alive

Seifer: Well now that he's dead _{(Hikyuu: genghis khan still alive)} I think I'll go help out Taka.

Hikyuu: genghis khan still alive

Teisuke: Who the fuck is genghis khan?!

Kamine: *trys to attack Teisuke, Fensake, and Anubis back mask suddenly falls off* OH SHIT! *murdered*

-Seirei Realm-

Chiro: fuck....you....Meress....finish...hana...and...save...my...ass...

Maigo: ONLY SHIT YOUR STILL ALIVE.

Hikyuu: genghis khan still alive

Chiro:

Maigo:

TO BE CONTINUED...

Hikyuu: genghis khan still alive

[MeressXIII]

Clyde: Look, its a bird!

Faded: Its a plane!

Nonko: Its a stuffed animal that is commonly refereed to as a plushy.

Kon: thanks for ruining the moment.

Nonko: your welcome and.............. Live from the computer. It's---

KON KESSHA
_GOLDEN

-1st Division Building-

Fensake: I'm glade that battle is over. Now to finally put an end to the onigami.

Eaon: Sup Bitch!

Fensake: ....

Eaon: I'm here to kill you for lockin me up for some damn long *reaches for sword, but forgot to steal it back*

Fensake: Whos the bitch now?

Eaon: Well I can still over power you *attempts to use his reiatsu, but fails* ... WTF!

Fensake: You're still wearing the collar remember?

Eaon: I'll go back to my cell now.

-The 12th Division Beach-

Azerik: W-we have a beach?

Kai: it would appear so.

Duo: The captain made it when he was board. Its cost less then it earned so I didn't complain.

Kai: You sell tickets?

Duo: Five dollars.

Azerik: You people make very little sense.

Duo: This is 12th Division, just go with the flow.

Kai: so what happens if someone breaks in and such?

Eaon: *runs by naked being chased by army of slug-cats*

Duo: That...

Azerik: 0_0!

Kai: I don't think I needed to see that.

Lumina in a bikini: Hey duo wheres the sun-screen?

Azerik: I'll take one ticket!

-Real Life-

Me: does lumi even get on anymore.

Fen: who cares.

Me: Good point.

-Living World-

Meress: I haven't had a good part in months.

Captain Bravo: BRAVO!

Meress: Oh good, your back.

Captain Bravo: Yes, and I brought friends. *points behind him at Kamina from Gurren-Lagann, Naruto from Naruto, and some fat kid*

Meress: *falls over dead*

Faded: Why am i here?

Captain Bravo: You are to entertain us. *drags faded away*

Faded: 0_o Help!

Kon: I'll save the da--- *is stepped on by Meress getting up*

Meress: Wow thats really out of character...

Kon: *muffled* get off me

Meress: huh? *Lifts foot up and grabs kon from shoe*

Kon: We need to save her

Meress: Why?

Kon: Cause I said so.

Meress: Can't argue with that logic.

Kon: What's logic?

-Kon and Meress take off after Faded and the random anime characters-

TO BE CONTINUED....

[Azerik Zaraki]

Lol, I love how everyone is out of character except Duo

[Nonko Ryuuza]

Oct 25, 2009 23:00:44 GMT -5 Azerik Zaraki said:

Lol, I love how everyone is out of character except Duo

I honestly don't think thats possible

[Hasaki Ryo]

QQ im never in any goldens any more~!

[Azerik Zaraki]

Being fair, your character wasn't the one in it, it was your Cbox persona

[genmu]

KON KESSHA
_GOLDEN

-The Depths of Space-

Nonko: Bring all power to our single pulse weapon.

Duo: All power focused into single weapon.

Nonko: Set shields to full.

Azerik: Shields set to full.

Duo: -starts heading for the teleporters.-

Lumina: Duo where are you go-

Duo: -takes Lumina away from communications station and down to teleporters with him.-

Nonko: Hmm...wonder what that was about. Azerik, check the status of the weapon. He may have done something.

Azerik: -examines weapons station on the Star Command Flagship- Sir, he reduced all power to zero.

Nonko: Put it back to full then and man the station.

Azerik: Yes sir. -complies with order to put all power to weapon again-

-Aboard Impstar ll Benefit-

Fensake: Sensors tell me what is going on with that ship.

Hat'n'clogs: Sir they seem to be switching all power from weapons to shields and then back again. They could be performign some kind of energy boosting loop.

Fensake: Create projected outcomes if that scenario proves-

Duo & Lumi: -appear in shower of sparkly glitterness.-

Duo: No, it's nothing that brilliant. The idiots just think they can give both all power at the same time.

Lumina: Come on Duo they can't be that stu-

Duo: -_-..think about who's commanding...

Lumina: Oh...right...

Hat'n'Clogs: So your telling us they have no shields up right now?

Duo: Basically...you should fire now by the way. Ket will eventually notice.

Fensake: Ket?

Kimiko: YOU MEAN THE FLUFFY KITTY WHO'S GREEN!!!!

Duo:...y..yes...-glances at Anubix- Seriously?

Anubix: Yes, and sir we have attained firing solutions with all forwards batteries. Ion Cannons?

Fensake: No, we don't need some piece of useless tech like that junk ship out there.

Anubix: But sir, this man just teleported onto our bridge without any sign of how. Obviously he is from that ship!

Seifer: I can see where this is going..can I be scotty?

-In Seifers Head-

Malderoy: NO, I SHALL BE SCOTTY!

Desk Clerk # 2: Dude we are still just a metaphorical way to explain how the brain answers the age of question of "What should I do?"

Malderoy: Oh...right...hey how did we live? I thought our guy died?

Desk Clerk #2: I forgot what genre of animated entertainment we were in. Nobody dies in this series.

Malderoy: So...we are in speed racer?

Desk Clerk #2" No, Star Wars Expanded Universe.

Malderoy: But that can't be true, because Mara jade died.

Desk Clerk #2: I refuse to acknowledge that as it was agaainst the will of the creator.

Malderoy: But dude...it totally happened. She died...

Desk Clerk #2: Thats bullshit and everyone knows Lucas eats it for breakfast. They killed her without ever seeking the consent of her original creator and on the day he decided to publish a new novel including her and ben and luke as a family I assure you it will be bought out in the millions in such liteel time as to make George Lucas eat his own asshole and die!

Malderoy: Yeah dude I stopped listening when you said Thats. Apparently it's Bleach.

Desk Clerk#2: Oh....that was...my second guess.

Malderoy: Suuure it was. Now pass me some Mesquite BBQ chips hoe.

-Reality-

Meress: Dude...what the fuck are you even talking about?

Fensake: Nothing...Betty.

Meress: What? GAH!!! -killed by a betty in W@W-

Fensake: fucking noob-teabags him-

-Bridge of Impstar ll Benefit-

Fensake: And that Seifer is the last of 23 reasons that only Niel Patrick Haris may be Scotty.

Seifer: But I want--

Fensake: ONLY NIEL PATRICK HARRIS!!!

Duo: -leans in towards weapons control panel and depresses button-

Benefit: IMMA FIRING MAH LAZERS!!!! BWUAAAAAA!! -fires hundreds of lasers and torpedoes-

-Bridge of Nonko's Junkheap-

Nonko: Steady men, our shields can hold them off with ease.

Azerik: Oh, actually I took all the shield power and put it into weapons!

Kai: I'M OUT YA'LL! -teleports to Benefits bridge-

Nonko: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!

Azerik: Well yuo SAID all power. So I had to take it from the shields.

Nonko: We are so fuc--

OBLITERATION

-In Fensake's Cozy Cottage-

Fensake: And that grandchilden, is how dear old Grandpa saved Christmas.

Grandchild #1: Grandpa...it's july....and wasn't that just a bad fanfiction?

Fensake: GRANDPA SAVED CHRISTMAS!!!

--END--

[Nonko Ryuuza]

I wonder what kind of ship I was using. Never heard of Star Command..... OH! I know, am I Buzz Lightyear?

[Azerik Zaraki]

I don't think I would have stayed with Nonko...Kai would have been more likely to...I hate everyone on that ship with a passion...of course I'm opnly mentioning this cuz I died in this Golden -.-

[MeressXIII]

Oct 27, 2009 17:43:43 GMT -5 Azerik Zaraki said:

I don't think I would have stayed with Nonko...Kai would have been more likely to...I hate everyone on that ship with a passion...of course I'm opnly mentioning this cuz I died in this Golden -.-

You hate Nonko... saddening

[Azerik Zaraki]

Well my character does anyway. I can't honestly say that Nonko and Az would get along very well...

[Zakura Kessin]

*walks in, sees he's not in it, then walks back out*

[MeressXIII]

I shall be continuing the one where faded was kidnapped later before I leave for school. Maybe sooner if I get off my lazy ass and write it.

[Azerik Zaraki]

KON KESSHA
_{GOLDEN
By teh Noob}

-12th Division Beach-

Azerik: …*looks around and sees that everyone is gone* … *randomly sees Kamina from Gurren-Lagann* HOLY SH-

Kamina: Who the hell do you think I am!?!? *kicks Azerik*

Azerik: -IT!

-12th Division Beach outside Azerik’s Dream-

Azerik: *jolts awake* Wow…that was a weird dream… *gets hit in the head with a beach ball*

Kai: *snickers*

Duo: You really shouldn’t fall asleep on a beach…

Eaon: *runs by naked being chased by the army of Slug-Cats*

Azerik: Is he still here?

Nonko: I would think that’d be obvious.

Azerik: -_- …Shut up… *gets hit with a beach ball again* KAI I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!

-Real Life-

Me: Did I actually write this crap?

*awkward silence*

Me: Right…no one’s here right now…

-Back at 12th Division Beach-

Azerik: F*** this sh**, I’m going to play Xbox! *goes and plays Halo 3 ODST on the Xbox360 Nonko had way back in the 3rd Golden*

Eaon: *slug-Cats finally catch up and maul him*

-12th Division Institute-

Chiro: *joins Azerik*

Azerik: Yo…wait a tic! *stares at Chiro* Weren’t you taken prisoner by the Onigami before I even got here?

Chiro: Yeah…so?

Azerik: I’m still wondering how the hell I know who you are…I don’t suppose you want your rank back?

Chiro: No…

Azerik: Good, cuz you can’t have it. *goes back to playing ODST*

-Real Life-

Me: Well that wasn’t so bad…

Fen: *walks in and reads over my shoulder* That was horrible…

Me: I know TT-TT

[Mijek: The Last Oni]

Indeed you suck sir.(j/k)

[Azerik Zaraki]

XD I know

[seiferzion]

Hahahaha Now all of my characters have been in Kon Kessha Golden hazaa

[MeressXIII]

Chiro: Hey Mer can i stay at your place for while?

MeressXIII: BOOT TO THE HEAD!

Chiro: Wha? *kicked in the face*

Fensake: And now for something completely different.

KON KESSHA
_GOLDEN

-210 years in the past where nothing was really happening we just felt like making you wait for the good stuff-

Maigo: *blinks* Da hell is with that title?

Nonko: I just realized I'm most likely older then most of the stupids.

Maigo: You mean students?

Nonko: If that what you wanna call them.

-Human World-

Chiro: Finally someone has come to save me

Puppet: I shall take you back to the Soul Society *grabs chiro by balls and drags him back to SS*

-12th Division-

Azerik: I buy that ticket and she moves to another division.

Kai: At least Duo-san made these *Holds up photobook of Lumina at the beach*

Azerik: How'd you get that?

Kai: *points at random Newpaper stand with Duo at the counter.*

Duo: All for the Badge--- *Smacked by a cat*

Lumina: ENOUGH WITH THE BUDGET! Now Gimme Those Photos!

-Random Place-

Anubis: ITS OVER 9000!

Zakura: What is?

Hasaki: MY POWER!

Clyde: I doubt that.

Hasaki: Don't defy me.

Kon: Yay I'm in the golden again!

Mejik: *Walks in* Oh God where am I?

Shin: Something smells fishy.

Aunbis: Sorry bout that. *pulls out a fish*

Shin: Not what I meant.

Mejik: I'm gonna ask again. Where the hell am I?

Kon: Your here.

Mejik: -_-

Hasaki: I agree with shin, something smells fishy.

Anubis: I said sorry.

All: NOT WHAT HE MEANT!

Anubis: 0_0

MeressXIII: Wait for it....

Hasaki: where did you come fro--- oh god!

*Sudden Nuclear explosion*

-About 50 miles from the explosion some random house-

Gennosuke: Hey guys I'm back....where is everyone

MeressXIII: Boot to the Head. *drop kicks Genno*

TO BE CONTINUED....